Title: “Forget About Love”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: PG
Summary: The Author fails at being the villain of his own story and learns that True Love is the force to be reckoned with. Spoilers up to 470 [semi-RPS, crack, implied KishiSasu, implied SasuNaru/NaruSasu, SakuNaru, HinaNaru] Please R&R!
Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Kishimoto Masashi. Kishimoto Masashi obviously also belongs to Kishimoto Masashi. Who Kishimoto Seishi belongs to is debatable, but probably to the S&M chick from Blazer Drive.
A/N: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KISHI-SENSEI (AND KISHI-2)! Get off the pot, will you? XDDD This is dumb, inconsistent (like Kishi’s brain), not funny at all and is in no way meant to offend any of the shippers or the Kishi brothers.

Things go out of control at sasuxkishi!

mood: amused music: Josh Ritter. 'Good Man' tags: crack circle, fanfiction, gen, pre-slash, sasunaru

Title: “Out of the Sky”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: R (overall)
Timeline: post-394; post-451 (epilogue)
Summary: Post-394 AU. Sasuke wakes up incarcerated; his only company – a faceless inmate, his only goal – to break free. But why does it feel like he’s heard that voice from the other side of the wall so many times before? [Itachi and Sasuke; gen] Please R&R!
Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Kishimoto Masashi. Story title from Pablo Neruda’s Almost Out of the Sky. Lyrics from You by Richard Siken.
Dedication: this is and has always been for my dear friend helike. <3
Special thanks: to artsatalex (she knows why); helike (for believing in me); industrialgirl1 (for listening to my constant blabbering); R.G. Waffles (for writing the most incredible reviews I’ve ever had the pleasure to receive).
A/N: Well, that’s it, sweeties! Thank you so very much to everyone who’s read and reviewed this story (one of the few stories of mine that I’m [tentatively] proud of). It’s been an insane journey of a year and half. I never expected to get so many reviews for it, and I’m immensely grateful to everyone who left them. You’re all incredible! <3 *hugs*


Out of the Sky

mood: triumphant music: Dervish. 'They Can't Stop The Spring' tags: anime, fanfiction, gen, gift fic, naruto, pre-slash, uchiha

Title: “Got the Poison, Got the Remedy”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: G
Timeline: Episode 6x05 – Brave Heart
Summary: Chase wants to talk to a priest because– [Spoilers up to 5x06]
Disclaimer: House M.D. belongs to David Shore and a bunch of other cool people.
A/N: Uhm… don’t ask! >_<

( Forgive me... )

mood: crazy music: Jason Mraz. 'Butterfly' tags: fanfiction, gen, house, tv

Title: “Pulse”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: G
Summary: There are days when Minato remembers nothing – and days when he remembers everything. What death feels like.
Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Kishimoto Masashi.
A/N: Another piece of pseudo-poetic semi-angsty nonsense.
Dedication: to faremyr, my most awesome Nemesis, who is to blame for this assault of Minato-inspiration. Because yes!

( Things come and go... )

mood: calm music: МультFильмы. 'Пистолет' tags: anime, fanfiction, gen, gift fic, naruto

Title: “As Children”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: PG
Timeline: chapter 459 (spoilers)
Summary: Madara looks at Naruto and sees someone else.
Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Kishimoto Masashi.
A/N: This overly emotional act of beating the air is deliberately confusing and choppy. Read at your own risk. XD

( Destiny is a cruel thing )

mood: accomplished music: Miusha. 'Out of Mind' tags: anime, fanfiction, naruto, pre-slash, uchiha

I bet you missed this, huh? XDDD Re: the lack of dumb reaction post - blame it on uni, work, stress, other fandoms swallowing me up (yes, George Lucas, I'm looking at you!) and just me being generally unimpressed with Sasuke's idiocy the events in the manga. But chapter 467 made me LOL so hard that I can't shut up now)))

( Naruto 467 )

On an unrelated note, helike and I have been discussing how many things Sasuke has in common with Sith))) As a result she drew these amazing pictures!

Sith!Sasuke and Jedi!Naruto

Sith!Sasuke

Considering how low I've been feeling lately, I'll say it again: MAGI, ILU! XDDDD And srsly, why have I never noticed before how many things unite Sasuke and the Sith? XDDD Apart from the obvious revenge obsession. XDDD

mood: blah music: Kelly de Martino. 'Bumblebees' tags: just me, naruto, star wars

Title: “Descent”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: G
Timeline: between Legacy # 11–14
Summary: The non-Jedi ghosts have never visited Cade before.
Disclaimer: Star Wars belong to George Lucas.
A/N: I never expected to like the Legacy series as much as I did, but in its own way, it’s very awesome. Hence, this little… thing here. XD

( You're a Skywalker; live up to it. )

mood: accomplished music: 2Pac & Elton John. 'Ghetto Gospel' tags: fanfiction, films, gen, star wars

Title: “Head Down”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: G
Timeline: post-ROTS
Summary: Years after the fall of the Jedi Order, an old acquaintance seeks Obi-Wan out on Tatooine. [mild hints of Asajj Ventress/Obi-Wan Kenobi]
Disclaimer: Star Wars belong to George Lucas.
A/N: My growing need for pairings in this gen fandom saw to this. XD I finally got my hands on all chapters of Star Wars: Obsession and… well, this happened.

( Keep your head down... )

mood: accomplished music: Clone Wars OST. 'B'omarr Monastery' tags: fanfiction, films, gen, star wars

Title: “Dare Not Speak His Name”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: R
Timeline: Konoha construction
Summary: Pure animalistic hate is what Madara reserves for Senju Tobirama. [Madara/Tobirama; implied Madara/Hashirama; PWP-ish] Please R&R!
Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Kishimoto Masashi. Title from Reckoner by Radiohead.
A/N: This… uhm… no idea what this is. But I secretly blame it on heltja because yes.

( Dare Not Speak His Name )

mood: apathetic music: Radiohead. 'These Are My Twisted Words' tags: anime, fanfiction, naruto, slash, uchiha

Title: “Scriptures of War”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: PG
Timeline: post-ROTS
Summary: Obi-Wan has seen the world fall in seven days.
Disclaimer: Star Wars belong to George Lucas.
A/N: I’ve been a bit of obsessed with this oldtime fandom of mine lately. Feels nostalgic. These 6 movies will forever be among my favourite ones. Obi-Wan has also substantially grown on me. Seems like I’ve only just begun to realize how tragic his life really was. No idea where this comes from one blissful Bulgarian night. It’s a bit very weird. XD

( I live in the cemetery, I need a change... )

mood: contemplative music: Silverchair. 'Suicidal Dreams' tags: fanfiction, films, gen, star wars

Seeing as tomorrow is the day of Mourning, I finally remembered that I'd written 2 fanfics while on vacation))) Time to post them)) Here goes the first one)))

Title: “Delicate”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: G
Timeline: post-Howl’s Moving Castle (bookverse)
Summary: She must be pretty special if he fell in love with her without a heart. [Howl/Sophie]
Disclaimer: Howl’s Moving Castle belongs to Diana Wynn Jones.
A/N: I’ve always loved the anime, but when I read the book it seemed so much more awesome! Definitely one of my favourite fantasy books now.

( We might live like never before... )

mood: annoyed music: Megaherz. 'Negativ' tags: books, fanfiction, het, howl's moving castle

Hello, my lovelies! Missed me? I sure as hell missed you! I'm back now, so rejoice and bathe in the light of my insane insanity! <3
This is just a quick notice so far; I'll post my pics and impressions (God, it was my FIFTH time in Bulgaria and I'm still madly in love with that country) later. Today's been hell really.
I'll do my best to catch up with my flist, but if there's anything you want me to see specifically (like your art, fics, etc.), link me to it and I'll read and comment! <3
*SUPER HUG OF DOOM*
P.S. THANK YOU SO MUCH for all your comments and wishes to my previous post! Sorry for not having replied to them; I was busy packing. But they made my day!

mood: peaceful tags: just me, message

Writing to inform you, my darlings, that you shall be deprived of my dazzling presence for two weeks starting from tomorrow. In other words, I'm going on vacation to Bulgaria, will be back on August 24. <3 Quite possibly with new insanity to post)))

mood: thoughtful music: Maroon 5. 'Sweetest Goodbye' tags: just me, message

The new chapter... I don't even know what it makes me feel))) A bit of wtf, a bit of 'squee'... Guh, Kishi! That's all I have to say to you))
( Naruto 459 )

The anime episode this week was average, but there were some things I liked.
( Shippuuden 121 )

mood: amused music: Panic!At the Disco. 'The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide...' tags: anime, just me, naruto

I normally fail at requests. But this time, I suppose, the outcome is less aggravation for me. ;) I got 4 requests in this post. Here are the drabbles. I hope they turned out all right. They're actually longer than I planned them to be)))

Title: “Bark at the Moon. Part 2”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: PG
Timeline: various
Summary: Snippets of the life of Uzumaki Naruto of Mount Oinari of the Land of the Rising Sun, the Nine-Tails’ child and prankster extraordinaire. [Drabble tag to No Major Harm]
Disclaimer: Naruto Pilot Chapter belongs to Kishimoto Masashi.

( Happiness; for alcyonev )

( Supernova; for alcyonev )

( Fairies; for indira14 )

( Deer; for ylmik_wisty )

mood: bouncy music: Blind Guardian. 'Nightfall' tags: anime, challenge, fanfiction, gen, naruto, no major harm

Feeling really dead and waiting for an important phone call... but you dodn't think I'd leave you without my dumb commentaries, did ya? XDDDD Btw I'm surprised that convo with Steff last night was such a hit))) So... anyone translating that into Japanese so that we could e-mail it to Kishi? XDD

( Naruto 458: Realizatons )

On to less brain damaging fangirling, shall we?
( Kakashi Gaiden: The only normal Uchiha - and he died )

mood: annoyed music: Darren Hayes. 'Love and Attraction' tags: just me, naruto

Title: “Bark at the Moon”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: PG
Timeline: various
Summary: Snippets of the life of Uzumaki Naruto of Mount Oinari of the Land of the Rising Sun, the Nine-Tails’ child and prankster extraordinaire. [Drabble tag to No Major Harm]
Disclaimer: Naruto Pilot Chapter belongs to Kishimoto Masashi. Words generated by Random Word Generator, except for the last one, which is courtesy of artsatalex.
A/N: I did a character meme today, and alcyonev requested AU!Naruto from NMH there. So this little burst of inspiration should be blamed entirely on her)))

( No, I can't keep running away... )


If you like these drabbles (or NMH), feel free to REQUEST anything of the sort from me! :) Let's see if I can pull it off.
Conditions:
- It has to be about AU!Naruto.
- You give me a word.
- You give me the setting: i.e. canon-verse or pilot-verse, and you specify whether you want him alone or with any other characters (provide, of course, he's met them at some point in the Pilot Chapter or the current canon of NMH).
That's basically all))) So... if you want smth, ask away)))

mood: curious music: The 69 Eyes. 'Lost Boys' tags: anime, challenge, fanfiction, gen, naruto, no major harm

I have absolutely nothing to do b/c no one will go out with me, so I'll just sit here and pretend to analyze the new episode and the new chapter like I usually do when I'm super-bored! ...doesn't it just make y'all happeh? XDDD

( Shippuuden 118: Teh Gay Strikes Again! )

The manga this week... hmm...
( Naruto Chapter 457: The things you do for a friend )

mood: dorky music: Amy Macdonald. 'A Wish For Something More' tags: just me, naruto

I was almost not going to do this b/c seriously, don't I spam you enough? XDDD Buuuut, I'm bored)))) Fear me when I'm bored.

( Shippuuden 116 - KimiJuu is already here! )

The manga left me with mixed feelings.
( Naruto 455: We'll just call every character that annoys me ROOT )
And now I might go work on NMH. If I recall what the hell I wanted from that story)))
ETA2: MOAR on Danzou =/= Madara theory!
( The truth is out there! )

mood: tired music: Michelle Branch. 'Breathe' tags: artsatalex, just me, naruto

Title: “Flicker”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: G
Summary: Sometimes Itachi asks himself why exactly he is friends with Uchiha Shisui.
Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Kishimoto Masashi. Lucky bastard.
A/N: This is short and completely pointless. And my Shisui is obviously Naruto in disguise because every time I write him he acts like a complete dork!
Dedication: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DARLING MAGI!!! I hope you enjoy this silly little gift. <3

( Tell me you're not robbing the Nakano temple! )

mood: blah music: Mylene Farmer. 'Sans Contrefaçon' tags: anime, fanfiction, gen, gift fic, naruto, uchiha